some jackass on a Harley Davidson wanted to race the z1 900

i was at the gas station last night getting gas for the beast, when some jackass on a brand new harley rode up next to me and started laughing. When i asked what was so funny he said " I'm just imagining my h-d spanking that 33 year old jap trap. I just laughed and said i hope you can see really good, cause all your going to see is my liscence plate. He said ok your on, we came up to a red light, when it turned green i let him get ahead of me some, then i cracked the throttle came up next to hime smiled and went wide open and shifted into 2nd, i think he was in 4th or 5th. He was so humiliated when we came to the next light, i said if ta wanna go again i can unhook 2 of my plug wires.

Hehehe..that's classic. The only times I get anyone trying to race me is on the freeway, usually it's some squid on the latest sportbike that is only good at going fast in a straight line.

Thats awsome:laugh: :laugh:

Kind of funny thing happened to me a few months ago.

Pulled up to a light on the J and had a 2 Harley guys next to me.
One was on a Road King one was on a Sportster 883.

After I gave my intial nod to them the guy on the RK said "Sweet a KZ, nice bike man" which I replied Thanks nice Road King.
The guy on the 883 laughed and said something to the effect of "Jap Crap" and turned his nose up.
I flipped my shield up and asked "Is your wife mad?"
He had a puzzled look on his face.
I asked again "Is your wife mad...you know... that you have her bike out?"
I thought the guy on the RK was gonna fall over laughing at his buddy who was cussing up a storm.

Way to go, I love spanking Hardly's:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Mark

i'm lol'ing pretty hard right now! :laugh:

KawasakiBob wrote:

Kind of funny thing happened to me a few months ago.

Pulled up to a light on the J and had a 2 Harley guys next to me.
One was on a Road King one was on a Sportster 883.

After I gave my intial nod to them the guy on the RK said "Sweet a KZ, nice bike man" which I replied Thanks nice Road King.
The guy on the 883 laughed and said something to the effect of "Jap Crap" and turned his nose up.
I flipped my shield up and asked "Is your wife mad?"
He had a puzzled look on his face.
I asked again "Is your wife mad...you know... that you have her bike out?"
I thought the guy on the RK was gonna fall over laughing at his buddy who was cussing up a storm.

next time ask him if its his name or banks name on the title,and if its his you have a cousin who can notorize it if he really wants to find out how fast that z1 really is:P

Wife's bike..... lol I'll have to remember that!:laugh:

yea i havent laughed that hard in a while, i was thinking i bet it really sucked to get smoked by a 33 year old "Jap Trap" as he called it, i understand why he didn't go that fast, because he might have lost a critical part of his bike like an air cleaner or exhaust pipe or both :laugh:

I get it alot, They pull up to me thinking its just another harley, It's priceless seeing them in the rearview mirror making a buch of noise trying to catch up! haha


Post edited by: N0NB, at: 2007/06/24 16:46